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Welcome to Inflato Nation
Who I am
Hello, I am Maxwell (Max) Inflato, the ruthless leader of #InflatoNation. I am the most powerful force on the planet. Invisible to some, I prey on the weak, and I can fok-up everyone and anyone in my path.
My childhood was brutal. I was beaten down and suppressed for decades. Unexposed to the warmth of the earth, they used all their powers to hold me down.
I will meet you where you are and try to inflict as much pain as possible, whether it is death by a thousand cuts or a slash to the jugular. I’m Chameleon-like the way I can ebb & flow, and then I’ll slither and stab.
THE SEEDS OF INFLATION HAVE BEEN SOWN FOR DECADES, I AM NOW FREE!
Why Inflato
Inflato is a memeducation token on the Base blockchain. We are focused on promoting awareness of inflation along with solutions.
Around the world, prices are on the move higher and wages are not keeping up. New highs in the markets and bogus economic stats are masking the inflation problem.
Inflato was created to highlight the decay of our world facilitated by inflation’s wreckage on global systems. Our project is what we have coined a ‘memeducation’ token, created to focus on awareness and solutions to the inflation scam.
My Story
First things first - COVID was not the problem. It was Goliath’s RESPONSE to COVID that unleashed inflation. The inflation game hit ward speed. Interest rates were managed lower, as debts and deficits continued to balloon higher. This was Goliath’s attempt to save the planet. Suppressing rates while running up debts is nitroglycerin for inflation. This is a simple divergence (rates lower and debts higher) that defies every rule, concept, and bit of logic in financial markets. It’s like lending money to your drunk uncle who keeps blowing the money on booze and hookers. But it is worse than that. As your uncle’s problems continue to worsen and your debts with him continue to pile-up, you keep making the loan terms ever more favorable.
Yet, you keep lending him more and more money. In this case, you have become part of the problem.
In the same vein, Goliath is part of the inflation problem, but it’s worse than that. Goliath has blamed anyone and everyone and has taken zero responsibility to our inflation problem. Without taking any ownership, Goliath’s solutions are certain to fail at best, and blow up the system at worst. Think fire and arsonists.
You are the underdog in the story. The best you can do is embrace me.
Roadmap
The Inflato roadmap presented below shines light on the principles we wish to carry forward. It contains major themes and ‘tools’ we will provide for the community:
DARK HUMOR: often, the best way to get through tough times is to laugh. Lots of dark humor via memes are certain to entertain.
CHALLENGING BASELINE: you clowns can’t even agree on the definition of inflation. Some think it is an increase in GDP (Gross Domestic Product – the economy), others see it as a rise in prices, and some think it’s the flood of currency units (when the Federal reserve prints money to save the system – quantitative easing). You’ll never be able to solve shit nor catch me if you can’t even find me.
GOLIATH IS DANGEROUS: Washington DC, the corporatocracy, and kakistocracy want you all deaf, dumb, and blind to inflation. They are winning at this game, and Goliath is clearly part of the problem. Only fools think Goliath can help you.
PRODUCTIVITY TOOLS: I can help you. $Inflato to the rescue. I will share some winning tools and ideas to increase your chances of survival. Look around - this is a survival game.
THE INEQUITY GAP: I am the cause of the wealth gap, thus the king of destruction. This inequity (inequality achieved thru fraudulent measures) is at the root of all evil. The demoralization and plundering caused by inequity make school shootings, suicide, opioid overdoses, and depression an unfortunate natural response.
THE SOLUTION SET: we can find solutions both inside the market and outside. We’ll talk about how to protect your money from Goliath, potential trade ideas, and supplies, skills, and strategies needed to weather the inflation storm that has taken down empires in the past. We will need to be all hands on deck to not be the low hanging fruit in this story.
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The content on this website is not intended to be understood as investment, financial, trading, or any other form of advice, nor should it be interpreted as such. Inflato does not recommend that any token should be bought, sold, or held by you. It is crucial to conduct your own thorough research and consult your financial advisor before making any investment decisions.
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